0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

emeriss:

ithotyouknew:

#skinnyshaming

hahahahha omg 

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

stilesstilinskie:

This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he’d never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total mis-reading of the movie ‘The Graduate’. The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan, did not share this belief. Since the disintegration of her parent’s marriage she’d only love two things. The first was her long dark hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off and not feel a thing. Tom meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately she is who he has been searching for. This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.

“I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting.”

– Unknown (via deathnoteoflove)

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

“why the fuck am i crying”

– literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

edgarallenglow:

not sure if I posted this but i think it is 100% hilarious

edgarallenglow:

not sure if I posted this but i think it is 100% hilarious